I Believe in Bugs

Ivor Cutler

I believe in bugs. I truly believe in Bugs.
If you come up to my restaurant at half past four;
You can watch the little buggies walkin’ round on the floor, singin’,
I believe in bugs. I truly believe in Bugs.

When you go down to the seaside for a snack on the beach;
You can hear the buggies chortle as they jump out of reach, singin’,
I believe in bugs. I truly believe in Bugs.

See their happy faces as they scamper along
Shakin’ at their tonsils while they belt out their song, singin’,
I believe in bugs. I truly believe in Bugs.

Lying in the silken ground one day;
I shall sense the buggies wriggle as they eat me away, singin’,
I believe in bugs. I truly believe in Bugs.

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